False Arm

There are several stages of any young person's development where this life-like and almost life-size lower arm will come in handy (if you'll excuse the expression) when a spot of hilarity is required. The right (or wrong) sort of imagination will find countless dreadful uses for it. It may not be the most refined source of humour, but it's all pretty 'armless. And it will fit the Christmas stocking perfectly. Left hands only!